{"id":36,"date":"2007-05-30T23:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T03:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/2007\/05\/30\/kiss-my-bumper-just-kiss-it\/"},"modified":"2007-05-30T23:40:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-31T03:40:00","slug":"kiss-my-bumper-just-kiss-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/2007\/05\/30\/kiss-my-bumper-just-kiss-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Kiss my bumper, just kiss it"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"left\">I love when people kiss your ass like there&#8217;s no tomorrow when they want something from you, then pretend like it never happened when they don&#8217;t need you anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Edit &#8211; May 31, 2007 8:42 PM: I realize now that the statement &#8220;kiss your ass like there&#8217;s no tomorrow&#8221; doesn&#8217;t make any sense, haha. Why would someone kiss your ass if there was no tomorrow? They wouldn&#8217;t have anything to gain. But I think you understood my point.&nbsp; \ud83d\ude09<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love when people kiss your ass like there&#8217;s no tomorrow when they want something from you, then pretend like it never happened when they don&#8217;t need you anymore. Edit &#8211; May 31, 2007 8:42 PM: I realize now that the statement &#8220;kiss your ass like there&#8217;s no tomorrow&#8221; doesn&#8217;t make any sense, haha. Why&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[22,120,241,282,304],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-annoying","tag-groupies","tag-pretentious","tag-strange-people","tag-use-once-and-destroy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cherryteresa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}