Some spam email I received today

Well, I declare! suddenly exclaimed the little Wizard 

What in the world is this? They turned around and found a man standing on the floor in the center of the cave, who bowed very politely when he saw he had attracted their attention 

We are, already, protested Rob; our discoveries in electricity have enabled us to live much more conveniently

He was a very old man, bent nearly double; but the queerest thing about him was his white hair and beard Then imagine your condition were you able fully to control this great element, replied the other, gravely.

What is the point of this email? Can someone tell me?